Butter My Butt and Call Me A Biscuit

Lately, folks are feelin’ as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin’ pan. But worryin’ only gives small things big shadows. This book is a collection of hundreds of endearing, truthful and amusing homespun adages and turns of phrases and dozens of countrified jokes that will appeal to anyone who wants a change of pace in our pop culture-infused life. Country sayings are as varied as America itself and part of our national heritage. Best of all, they’ll leave you smilin’ like a goat in a briar patch.

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Excerpts

If you bump into someone you don’t like, you might say…
Anytime you happen to pass my house, I’d sure appreciate it.

If someone is acting like a martyr, you might say…
Get down off that cross ’cause someone else needs the wood.

Trying to convince a friend to put her troubles in perspective you might say…
Your problems ain’t no bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.