Butter My Butt and Call Me A Biscuit!

This amusing daily calendar serves up a passel of clever country sayin’s.  Whether you’re lookin’ to sweet-talk your honey or poke fun at your friend, each page features a downhome expression guaranteed to fit the occasion and tickle the funny bone.  Each page also has a colorful cross-stitch pattern that adds to the fun.  Now that’s worth writin’ home about!

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Excerpt

Exquisite

To your honey who looks stunning in her formal attire, you might say…

Hot dang, ain’t you in full feather!

 

Exhausted

After an extremely hard day at work, you might say…

I’m so bushed my tired hurts.

 

Confused

Talking about that new coworker who can’t seem to follow directions, you might say…

He don’t know grits from gravy.