This amusing daily calendar serves up a passel of clever country sayin’s. Whether you’re lookin’ to sweet-talk your honey or poke fun at your friend, each page features a downhome expression guaranteed to fit the occasion and tickle the funny bone. Each page also has a colorful cross-stitch pattern that adds to the fun. Now that’s worth writin’ home about!
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Talking about the politician who is a stranger
to the truth, you might say…
He lies like a fallen tombstone.
Trying to convince your anxiety-ridden friend to stop fretting
over an issue she has no control over, you might say…
Heavens to Betsy, you're goin' to worry the warts off a frog!
Talking about the commanding voice of the respected
police chief, you might say…
He could silence a rooster at dawn.